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Dawg you remind me of Mr Peepers!

I, personally, sit here this late evening after a full day of medical charades and prodding.  To be quite honest, the morning and afternoon were full of medicated naps, pain numbing dope sessions, and a variety of prescription cocktails to help everything move along.  I must say, the day went by pretty quickly.  Unfortunately, I missed the link shuffling and conversation bibble-babble of a seemingly unpopular message board.

Let’s put this into proper perspective:

“Hey man what’s going on, how you feeling,” Robb asked politely over the telephone.  “Just sleeping,” shortly followed by an immediate *CLICK* as I hung up the phone.  Now I don’t really remember this, but what I do remember is seeing the “Missed Call from Robb Sutton,” on my telephone later this evening.  Once I get Robb back on the line we laugh a little and he informs me of a little game currently taking place on our beautiful internet.

I don’t have much to say in this article and for those not keen on what I’m referring to, don’t feel bad — you are not missing much!  However, for those of you, primarily a simple individual who calls himself “Dawgzilla,” a vanity alias that probably refers to his inability to find pleasure in beautiful women, yet prefers the simple pleasures and tastes of our k-nine companions, “what the hell?”  Do you honestly believe you are going to make a negative impact against something that has nothing to lose?

DawgZillaI must admit, you did make an impression, and a poor one at best.  But, on behalf of Robb Sutton and myself (Justin Shattuck — the name clearly displayed at the top of this article, not hidden by a vanity..) we want to thank you for generously sending us the fair amount of traffic today.  It seems as though your poor spirit, low self-worth, and unfortunate attempt to slander our beautiful names has really just fed the ugly monster you call “pathetic!”  But keep on trucking buddy, we’re sure one day you will find something useful to do with your time other than mingle with us poor, misleading, negative, well-off internet folk.

To the rest of the internet world who actually understand what, why, and the other various reasons behind this website, carry on as you always have!  We appreciate your support and are definitely curious about What Annoys You.  I probably do not have to continue on with my rant much more than I already have, but we do want to formally say Thank You for all those who clue in and enjoy.  And remember, this website is a demonstration of the antics, traints, characteristcs and behavioral nuisances that occur in everday life.  Ultimately, they bring much entertainment and cynical humor to our lives.  It’s satire people.. satire.. get with the program dude!

Having people rant about you aimlessly somewhere online is flattering, so feel special, I know we do. Only we actually.. well.. get something out of it.. you just look like a used hand puppet — THE END!

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  1. Robb Sutton
    13. Mar, 2009 at 4:27 pm #

    Woot! The typical…I am going to put them out of business by sending more traffic routine! Love it! Oh…here is the link for those that were wondering.

    Auburn put whatannoys.me Out Of Business Post

    Last time I checked “mountainbike” is actually two words…like this…Mountain Bike…

    What I find even more humorous is that some of the posters actually started talking about what annoyed them! It’s contagious!

    I will mirror what Justin said and thank you to everyone for reading/participating/ranting etc. We thoroughly enjoy your input and support.

  2. Zen Master
    14. Mar, 2009 at 9:09 pm #

    You say “Dawgzilla” is the puppet, and yet you devote a column to him. It seems the puppet has become The Puppet Master.

    As you should know “satire” means “using ridicule in exposing, denouncing, or deriding the vices, folly, etc. of others.” That appears to be exactly what you were accused of. So if you say it is satire….

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