Everyone knows one  of these people. They just can’t seem to do ANYTHING quietly. Every move, every word and every action in their life has to be at a volume that just isn’t acceptable to the world around them.

You are having a nice quiet cup of coffee at the office trying to clear your brain as you get ready for the day. Maybe its spring and you can hear the birds chirping outside. All of the sudden…SLAM! GOOD MORNING!!!…COUGH! SNEEZE!…HOW ARE YOU?! That’s right…your loud coworker is here to disrupt the entire office! Great! Just what I was looking forward to this morning! Worse yet, all of that noise came from the complete other side of the office. He hasn’t even really made it over your way yet, and to add a cherry to this sundae…his office is right across from yours! Now you get to listen to the obnoxious speaker phone conversations and annoying music that you hate all day long! It doesn’t get much better than this…

We all have at least one of these people in our lives. They can not do any action in their daily lives without it being LOUD and ANNOYING! There is a total lack of awareness of the events going on around them…or even worse…they just don’t care. It doesn’t matter if you are on an important phone conversation, they will come up and try to have a loud conversation right next to you.

So…thank you loud, abnoxious guy…for disrupting the peace in our daily lives and keeping companies like Advil in business.

Without you…

• We would have that peace and quiet that we hate so much.
• We would be able to complete those thoughts that we never wanted to finish.
• We wouldn’t know that you can actually shake the Earth out of orbit with a simple sneeze.
• We wouldn’t know you were still breathing without your constant sighs.
• We wouldn’t know that you want your wife to Tivo The Office as we check out in the grocery store.
• Without you…life would be boring…

Yeah right…quiet down! You are getting on my freaking nerves!!!