There you are…driving in a crowded parking lot. You aren’t looking for the closest space in the lot…just any space so that you can park and go about your business for the day. As you turn around the next mindless row of motor vehicle transportation, you see the rudest move a parking space participant can ever make…taking up more than one space. Are you serious? What makes these inconsiderate asses think they have the right to take up multiple spots in a crowded parking lot? Why do the lines that we live by not apply to these fortunate individuals? Is their car really that important that it needs multiple spots or are they just that lazy and inconsiderate? What makes this driver so special that they feel the need to break the rules that the rest of us live by? Thank you Mr. I Can’t Park My Car Correctly…you make me lose even more faith in the human race because you have absolutely no care for anything else in this world but yourself.

There is an RX8 at our local Wild Wing that feels the need to take up exactly two spaces every time he parks. He actually has the nerve to run the line right down the center of his vehicle perfectly taking up both spots evenly. If there was only something we could do to this arrogant individual who is too cool for the rules of society. Tow his car? Deflate his tires? Siphon his gas? I would love to do all of them at once, but you know what would happen? You would get penalized and prosecuted when he was in the wrong to begin with! In a society that we punish those that play by the rules…you would just be fueling the problem even more. So what do we do? Cuss under our breath or to family and friends and go about our day…

I can only wonder what their coloring books looked like in grade school. Were they too cool to play by the rules then too?