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		<title>The Sideways Driver</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 13:52:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robb Sutton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So what started the idea of this site and the whole premis behind it? Something that annoys the absolute hell out of me! I know&#8230;big surprise given the domain name. So I am driving down 400 south this morning and I come across that typical sideways driver. What is a sideways driver you might ask? [...]]]></description>
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<p>So what started the idea of this site and the whole premis behind it? Something that annoys the absolute hell out of me! I know&#8230;big surprise given the domain name.</p>
<p><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-5" style="border: 1px solid black; margin-left: 10px;" title="Road Rage" src="http://www.whatannoys.me/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/road-rage-300x189.jpg" alt="Road Rage" width="300" height="189" />So I am driving down 400 south this morning and I come across that typical sideways driver. What is a sideways driver you might ask? They are one of the most annoying creatures on the planet when you are driving in periods of high traffic.</p>
<p>A sideways driver pays more attention to the drivers next to them&#8230;instead of the ones in front of them!<span id="more-1"></span> These drivers are those ignorant, unaware drivers that insist on going the same speed as the car next to them in traffic completely unaware of what they are creating by leaving a gigantic gap in their lane.</p>
<p>So what is the end result? You get this unaware driver in the far left lane not paying attention to what is going on around them. The space between their car and the one in front of them continues to grow. You then change lanes and maneuver your way around so that you can pass this selfishness and what do you get for your trouble? A dirty look from the driver that wasn&#8217;t paying attention to begin with!!!</p>
<p>As others find your infinite passing wisdom as a great idea, they are now darting to the right as well causing even more of a mess. It is pure road hazard craziness as the driver who started it all goes on oblivious!</p>
<p>If traffic is really bad, you have everyone in the world inching forward to get in front of this super intellect putting you further and further down the line.</p>
<p>So what should we do to punish this kind of road behavior?</p>
<p>I think we should be permitted to bump draft and inact a rule where they should be put into the wall. It&#8217;s time to bring back old school Nascar racing. Bump drafting would speed the whole line up and slamming their oblivious ass into the wall would prevent future behavior. What do you think?</p>
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